Kandi Rocks

– PREVIOUSLY ON THICKER THAN WATER – EVERYONE, I WANT YOU TO SEE MY MAN CANDY! – YOU GAVE HIM SOME SUGAR, DIDN'T YOU? – YES, DAD, I GAVE HIM SOME SUGAR – AAH! – WHERE ARE MY MILLIONAIRESSES? [all cheering] MONEY, MOOLA, DINERO I WANT YOU FLYING TO DUBAI ON YOUR OWN AIRPLANE OUR VALUES ARE VERY DIFFERENT

– SO TH– HAVE YOU BEEN HERE BEFORE? – JUNICE THINKS THAT SHARING AN ANNIVERSARY SPACE WITH STRANGERS IS GONNA BE OKAY ARE YOU THINKING? – HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? – I TOTALLY ACCEPT THE RESPONSIBILITY – THAT'S A BALD-FACED LIE PLEASE DON'T CALL ME "BABY" – LOOKING GOOD, BABY

– I KNOW – THIS IS SO INCONSIDERATE WHY ARE YOU BRINGING YOUR CHILDREN? WE WERE VERY CLEAR ABOUT THAT I LOVE YOU, SWEETHEART, BUT THIS IS AN ADULT EVENT – I THINK EVERYTHING CAME TOGETHER REALLY WELL

I JUST STILL FEEL LIKE JEWEL TOOK ON THE MAJORITY OF IT [upbeat music] ♪ ♪ – HONEY! WE GOT TO GET TO THE AIRPORT – I'M COMING, I'M COMING, I'M COMING – SO EXCITED! YOU DO LOOK GOOD WHAT YOU DOING, SHAKING YOUR HEAD? GET ON OUT HERE

COME ON, BABY [laughs] – WHAT TIME HER FLIGHT SUPPOSED TO GET IN? – SHE GET IN AROUND NOON, SO I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT WE ARE ON TIME AND NOT RUNNING LATE, THANK YOU – OH, WE GOOD WE GOT TIME TO GO BACK UPSTAIRS OH, GIRL, YOUR FEET MUST BE TIRED

YOU BEEN RUNNING AROUND MY MIND ALL DAY – [laughs] WHATEVER – UH-HUH [phone rings] – HEY, HOW YOU DOING? – I'M GOOD HOW YOU DOING? WE'RE HERE

– SO WHO WE COMING TO MEET? PASTOR TANKARD AND THE FIRST LADY TANKARD? – YEAH IS THIS THEM? – GIRL, HOW YOU DOING? – HEY OH – HEY, TODD WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? – NICE TO MEET YOU

– OH, GOOD TO MEET YOU – THIS, LIKE, YOUR EVERYDAY CAR? – I HAD TO FIND SOMETHING BIG ENOUGH TO MAKE ME LOOK SMALL [laughter] – OKAY, GOT YOU – TO MAKE US LOOK EVEN SMALLER – I LOVE NASHVILLE

– I DO TOO – THANKS FOR THE INVITE – OH, YEAH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE KANDI BURRUSS– THIS WOMAN IS A SELF-MADE FEMALE ENTREPRENEUR MILLIONAIRE MUSIC, SONGWRITING, PRODUCING, NETWORK MARKETING

– I CAN ALMOST STAND UP IN YOUR CAR – I GUESS SHE GONNA TAKE OVER THE MOON NEXT – I'M SURE IT'S CRAZY ON GAS, HUH? – TAKE $400 TO FILL IT UP – $400? YOU HAVE TWO PLANES? – MM-HMM – WELL, ALL RIGHT

CLEARLY, THE TANKARDS LIKE EXPENSIVE THINGS, AND I'M ALL ABOUT THAT, ALSO THE FACT THAT WE BELIEVE IN GOD AND, HEY, THEY ALL ABOUT GETTING MONEY, AND SO AM I – I DON'T DRIVE IT EVERY DAY 'CAUSE WE GOT SIX OR SEVEN OTHER CARS IT'S JUST A TOY, SO, YOU KNOW – WOW – YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS– YOU WANT TO MAKE A STATEMENT, YOU JUST GET IN THIS ONE, YOU KNOW? – YEAH, IT DEFINITELY MAKES A STATEMENT – LET'S GO EAT – CAN A BROTHER HAVE SOME CHICKEN? – HOW'D YOU ENJOY LAST NIGHT? – I MEAN, I HAVE TO SAY I'M GLAD THAT THE PARTY WAS A GOOD THING FOR DAD AND MOM

ALL OF THE OTHER THINGS BEHIND THE SCENES– – WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? – JUNETTA SAID, "THERE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE CHILDREN HERE TONIGHT" A BABY, AND HE HAS TO EAT – THAT'S WHY BABIES SHOULDN'T BE HERE, BUT IT'S OKAY – NO, WHEN YOU'RE NURSING, THEY SHOULD SO GET OVER IT

– THAT'S WHAT BOTTLES ARE FOR IT'S AMAZING – DON'T JUDGE ME JUST LOVE ME, OKAY? – TRYING – IN ORDER FOR JUNETTA AND I TO HAVE AN AUTHENTIC AND REAL RELATIONSHIP, SHE NEEDS TO STOP LISTENING TO JEWEL

JEWEL IS THE PRIVATE INSTIGATOR I MEAN, IT'S JUST CONSTANT – RIGHT, YEAH – JEWEL GOT THE FLOWERS ON HER OWN SHE WENT AND GOT THE CAKE

SHE DIDN'T TELL ME SHE WAS DOING IT – OKAY – BUT THEN JEWEL TELLS JUNETTA I DROPPED THE BALL I MEAN, ALL THAT WEIRDNESS, AND THEN SHE DOES STUFF, LIKE AT THE END, "I WANT TO CALL MY SISTERS UP LET ME GIVE YOU THIS PRESENT," TO GIVE HER THAT HERO PRESENTATION

– AWW! – LOOK AT THAT SO CUTE! all: AWW! – A NEW BOUNDARY HAS TO BE DRAWN BECAUSE WHEN IT STARTS TO COMPROMISE MY PEACE, IT BECOMES A PROBLEM – ABSOLUTELY – THE ANNIVERSARY PARTY WAS MY IDEA, BUT ONCE AGAIN, JEWEL TANKARD SWOOPS IN AND TRIES TO "SAVE THE DAY" THE BALL CAN ONLY BE DROPPED IF THE BALL CAN BE SEEN

– FATHER, WE THANK YOU FOR THIS FOOD AND DRINK AND NEW FRIENDS IN JESUS' NAME, AMEN all: AMEN – SO WHEN DID YOU DECIDE TO GET YOUR OWN CHURCH? – WHEN WE MARRIED, SHE STARTED HAVING A PRAYER MEETING IN OUR HOUSE AND WITHIN NO TIME, THERE WAS, LIKE, 45 PEOPLE COMING TO PRAYER MEETING AT THE HOUSE

– REALLY? – SO I RENTED A BUILDING, AND THAT WAS 13 YEARS AGO BUT IT'S A LABOR OF LOVE FOR US YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT SALARIED PASTORS 'CAUSE OUR WEALTH IS FROM MY MUSIC, OUR BUSINESS ALSO, ONLY I'M A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER FOR THE NBA

I GET TO DO FOR THE PLAYERS WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO FOR HER PLAYERS – MM – MILLIONAIRESS CLUB, THE FOCUS IS TO EMPOWER WOMEN TO BECOME FINANCIALLY WEALTHY 'CAUSE IT'S ONE THING TO GET IT, BUT IT'S ANOTHER THING TO GROW IT – I'VE BEEN INVITED BY JEWEL TO BE A PART OF HER MILLIONAIRESS CLUB

– I THINK THAT'S IMPORTANT FOR THEM TO SEE A LIVING EXAMPLE LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GETTING READY TO GO AFTER MY DREAM" – FROM WHAT I GET, SHE IS THE ONLY FEMALE MILLIONAIRE, AND SHE'S SPEAKING TO PEOPLE WHO WOULD LIKE TO BECOME MILLIONAIRES – I FEEL LIKE YOUR STORY IS, LIKE, THE PERFECT STORY – WELL, I ALSO HAVE AN ONLINE TALK SHOW THAT'S ABOUT SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS

IT'S CALLED KANDI KOATED NIGHTS – RIGHT – SO YOU KNOW THAT AND THEN FROM THAT, I DECIDED TO HAVE MY OWN ADULT TOYS FOR ME, BEDROOM KANDI IS A BUSINESS, AND REALISTICALLY, I THINK EVERYBODY HAS SEX

IS THAT AN ISSUE FOR YOU? [laughter] – BEDROOM KANDI? IF YOU SHOW ME THAT YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO MAKE LARGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY, I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY BUT GREAT JOB TO ME, MARRIAGE AND SEX, IT SHOULD BE SPICY IT SHOULD BE PASSIONATE – SWEETHEART, YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY 'CAUSE WHEN WE FIRST GO MARRIED, YOU WERE JUST A LITTLE RELIGIOUS IN THAT AREA – BUT I STILL GAVE YOU PLENTY OF BOOTY, THOUGH

– YES, YOU DID YES, YOU DID [laughter] WE GONNA HAVE YOU GUYS OVER TO THE HOUSE FOR A BARBECUE – OKAY – YOU GONNA MEET ONE OF THE LAST OF THE VIRGIN MOHICANS IN TENNESSEE

MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER IS 17 AND STILL A VIRGIN – OH, YEAH – YES – PROUD OF HER – YES

– MY PARENTS ARE JUST LIKE, "SEX, SEX, SEX DON'T HAVE SEX SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX" AND I'M JUST LIKE, "OKAY, GUYS" LIKE, "I'M NOT

" THEY'RE LIKE FLIES JUST BUZZING IN MY EAR SOMETIMES IT'S JUST WAY TOO MUCH AND I'M NOT SAYING, LIKE, THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO, LIKE PARTY, HAVE SEX, AND DRINK, BUT, LIKE, A LITTLE BIT OF FREEDOM WOULD BE NICE EVERY NOW AND THEN AS A 17-YEAR-OLD, I DEAL WITH A LOT OF PRESSURE KEEPING MY GRADES UP, GETTING INTO A GOOD COLLEGE

IF I DON'T STAY A VIRGIN, I FEEL LIKE MY PARENTS ARE GONNA KICK ME OUT THE HOUSE IT'S JUST TOO MUCH WHAT? – [laughs] – I CAN COME LIVE WITH YOU? OF COURSE YOU DO MY PARENTS ARE STILL TELLING ME TO KEEP IT LIGHT HOW DO YOU KEEP IT LIGHT WITH SOMEONE WHEN YOU'RE STARTING TO FALL FOR THEM? I NEED TO GET BACK TO STUDYING

– ALL RIGHT – OKAY, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER – ALL RIGHT – BYE – AND THEN BROOKLYN IS 25

– SHE'S THE ONE WE WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT SHE WAS A MADAM AND HAD HER A BROTHEL HERE IN THE NASHVILLE – SERIOUS? WE KNOW HOW THE PREACHER KID CAN BE I'M A PREACHER KID MYSELF, SO I KNOW HOW THAT GOES BUT, HEY, SHE HAS A VERY ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT

– SHE GOT INTO TROUBLE WE BROUGHT HER INTO THE HOME SHE–SHE'S GOT A HAIR LINE, AND SO YOU WOULD BE SUCH AN INFLUENCE ON HER IN TERMS OF BUSINESS SO I'M EXCITED ABOUT Y'ALL COMING TO THE HOUSE – SO WE'LL SEE YOU ALL LATER ON AT THE BOOK CLUB

– I'M SO AFRAID TO SPEAK – NO! [laughter] – YES, I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING CRAZY – THAT'S MY FAVORITE ONE THAT'S THE LIPSTICK BECAUSE IT REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE A LIPSTICK – RIGHT

[laughter] – I KNOW ISN'T THIS SO– GIRL, IT IS GONNA BE SO GOOD – UM, I CAN– I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT – HEY – HEY, HONEY

– YOU LOOK CUTE YOU LOOK SO EXCITED – I'M SUPER EXCITED YOU LOOK CUTE I LIKE THE LITTLE GLASSES

– I'M READY TO LEARN – I KNOW, RIGHT? – HELLO – HEY, CUTIE! – OH, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU – ARE YOUR CHILDREN HERE? – YEAH, ALL THE BABIES ARE OVER THERE – GRACE WAS GONNA COME, BUT, LIKE, I HEARD THAT THERE WERE NO CHILDREN

– RIGHT, YEAH – IT'S COOL – I'M A STRONG WOMAN, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD FEEL SORRY FOR HER, IF I SHOULD FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF I'M LIKE, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? – GOOD-BYE – YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LOVE KANDI TOO

– I'M SURE SHE'S DELIGHTFUL – SHE IS – SHE'S DOWN TO EARTH – SHE'S A REAL SISTER

SHE'S REAL DOWN TO EARTH – JEWEL'S MILLIONAIRESS CLUB MEETINGS ARE LIKE, "I'M UP HERE, ALL OF YOU LITTLE PEONS, AND LET ME SHOW YOU THE WAY" KANDI IS AUTHENTIC SHE'S THE REAL REASON THAT I'M HERE I LIKE KANDI A LOT

– HEY! – HELLO LOOK AT YOU, PRETTY LADY – YOU LOOK SO PRETTY GLAD YOU'RE HERE – HOW YOU DOING? – DOING GREAT

YOU LOOK GORGEOUS – I BROUGHT YOU A LITTLE GIFT – HEY AH, YOU'RE SO SWEET THANK YOU

ALL RIGHT, WE GOT OUR SPECIAL GUEST IN THE HOUSE, MS KANDI BURRUSS [cheers and applause] – I THINK WHAT JEWEL IS DOING IS EXCELLENT IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT WE AS WOMEN STICK TOGETHER AND MOTIVATE EACH OTHER TO BE FINANCIALLY WEALTHY, AND I'M ALL ABOUT THAT – I'M SO EXCITED THAT EVERYBODY IS HERE TONIGHT

I THINK THAT THIS CLUB IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT BECAUSE YOU NEED SOMEBODY IN YOUR LIFE TO SAY, "GIRL, YOU CAN DO THIS" HERE'S THE THING RIGHT NOW, WE ARE ALL IN WHAT WE CALL OUR EARNING YEARS EVERYBODY SAY "EARNING YEARS" all: EARNING YEARS

– LET'S JUST SAY THE AVERAGE INCOME IS $100,000 A YEAR – IN THIS ROOM OR IT'S– – I KNOW, BABY YOU LIKE, "GIRL, WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT? 100,000? WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITH THAT?" – NO, NO THAT'S NOT REALISTIC – THAT'S NOT REALISTIC

– THE MAJORITY OF OUR COUNTRY DOES NOT MAKE THAT – 38,500 – OH, REALLY? – WHAT CLASS DID YOU TAKE, OR WHAT BOOK DID YOU READ THAT FROM? UH, NO, MA'AM – ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S GO TO 40,000 – IT ALSO MADE ME THINK, HMM, IF SHE THINKS THAT THE AVERAGE INCOME IS 100,000, THEN WHAT IS SHE MAKING? SHE MUST BE MAKING TONS OF MONEY

[laughs] – OKAY, LADIES, LET'S GO AHEAD AND STAND TO OUR FEET, AND LET'S WELCOME MS KANDI BURRUSS! [cheers and applause] – THANK YOU HELLO, EVERYONE I MEAN, TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE HISTORY ABOUT MYSELF, YOU KNOW, I STARTED OUT IN THE GROUP XSCAPE WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN THE GROUP STARTED TO FALL APART, THAT'S WHEN I STARTED REALIZING I HAVE TO START MAKING OTHER THINGS HAPPEN

THE PROBLEM THAT A LOT OF US HAVE IN THE BEGINNING IS THAT WE PUT OURSELVES BEHIND BEFORE WE EVEN GET STARTED LUCKILY FOR ME, I WAS STAYING WITH MY MOM, AND I CONTINUED TO STAY WITH MY MOM UNTIL I COULD SEE $100,000 IN THE BANK I DIDN'T JUMP AND BUY A NEW CAR NEVER START SLACKING ON YOUR HUSTLE WHEN I DECIDED TO DO BEDROOM KANDI, I FOUND OUT THAT ONE OF THE FIRST FEMALE BILLIONAIRES IN EUROPE, SHE'S A BILLIONAIRE FROM HAVING HER OWN ADULT PRODUCTS AND INTIMATE APPAREL

SO FROM THERE, I WAS LIKE, OKAY, THIS IS DEFINITELY SOMETHING I WANT TO LOOK INTO – I CAN RELATE THAT SHE'S A HUSTLER JUST LIKE ME I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SELLING CANDY I WOULD GET IT IN BULK AND COME HOME WITH, LIKE, $600, LIKE, "MAKE IT RAIN" – DO YOUR RESEARCH, GAMBLE ON YOURSELF, AND LIVE BELOW YOUR MEANS UNTIL YOU GET TO A POINT WHERE YOU CAN SPEND COMFORTABLY

[cheers and applause] – WE LOVE KANDI KANDI ROCKS – KANDI–SHE'S GREAT, BUT WE DO DIFFER ON OUR MESSAGE I'M NOT GONNA EVER TELL ANY OF THE WOMEN TO CUT BACK ON SPENDING 'CAUSE I BELIEVE, WHEN A WOMAN TAKES CARE OF HERSELF, IT BOOSTS HER CONFIDENCE AND, HONEY, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN STOP A CONFIDENT WOMAN FROM DOING

[applause] – KANDI ROCKS – ALL RIGHT, LADIES, I LOVE YOU! HAVE A GOOD NIGHT [indistinct chatter] – WHAT IS– WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN? I DIDN'T GET TO PROPERLY MEET YOU JUNICE ROCKMAN – HAPPY TUESDAY

– OH, THANK YOU I COULD GET THAT BUT I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE BEFORE YOU LEAVE, IF YOU DON'T MIND – OKAY MM-HMM, THAT'S COOL

– OKAY [laughs] LIKE, SUCH A FAN YOU KNOW, CAN YOU GET ONE WITH, I GUESS, KANDI AND I AND ONE WITH YOU THANK YOU OKAY

– OKAY, ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, JAMES, IS IT? – TODD – TODD, OH I DON'T FORGET FACES NAMES, SOMETIMES SORRY ABOUT THAT

GOOD TO MEET YOU BOTH THANK YOU FOR COMING – NICE MEETING YOU TOO – JUNICE SEEMS A LITTLE SPACEY MAYBE LIKE SHE SMOKED A LITTLE BEFORE SHE CAME IN THE MEETING

I DON'T KNOW, BUT SHE'S DIFFERENT – HEY THANK YOU FOR MY GIFT OOH – OKAY

– AH, I LOVE IT! – THAT'S MY FAVORITE ONE THAT'S THE LIPSTICK BECAUSE IT REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE A LIPSTICK – RIGHT [laughter] BEN AND I DABBLED WITH, LIKE, LITTLE BELLS AND WHISTLES, BUT WE DON'T DO THE LITTLE VIBRATOR THING – THIS WAS A WONDERFUL EVENT

I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU INVITING ME – TOMORROW, WE'RE HAVING A GRILL SO WE DEFINITELY WANT Y'ALL TO COME OVER AND HANG OUT – OH, YEAH – GOOD, YAY, OKAY, GOOD

GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD [duck quacking] – BENJAMIN, WILL YOU MAKE SURE THAT DOWNSTAIRS IS STRAIGHTENED UP? SHANIRA, WILL YOU MAKE SURE THAT THIS FRONT ROOM IS ALL CLEAN? MS KANDI IS ON HER WAY, AND WE WANT TO MAKE SURE WE LOOK THE BEST AND EVERYTHING IS IN PLACE – NO, MAMA, I DON'T LIKE THAT LET ME PICK YOUR OUTFIT OUT

– YEAH, YOU LOOK GOOD TO ME – THANK YOU, HONEY – WOW, YOU'RE SETTING SUCH A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR ME – I'M SETTING AN EXAMPLE – WE ARE

WE'RE MARRIED PEOPLE – WHAT? [knock at door] – OH, THAT'S MS KANDI all: HEY – HOW Y'ALL DOING? – WHAT'S GOING ON? – HOW YOU DOING? GOOD TO SEE YOU

NICE HOUSE – THANK YOU – I LOVE A HOUSE WITH A GOOD OLD GRAND ENTRANCE YOU KNOW, WHEN PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR HOUSE, YOU WANT IT TO BE GLORIOUS AND THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE GIVING, THE GLORY

THIS IS NICE – YOU GOT THREE FOUNTAINS– YOU GOT THIS ONE, YOU GOT ONE ON THE PATIO AND ONE IN THE LAKE, AND WE'RE GETTING READY TO PUT ONE OUT FRONT – OUT FRONT? – WE JUST LOVE WATER – OH, YOU HAVE A LAKE? – MM-HMM – MM-HMM

– OH, Y'ALL BIG-TIME [laughter] YEAH, Y'ALL GOT A REAL NICE HOUSE THIS HOUSE IS AMAZING THIS IS NICE I CAN ALMOST FIT IN YOUR FIREPLACE

IT'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING THAT I PROBABLY WOULD BUY MYSELF – BROTHER EARL, HOW WE LOOKING, HUH? SHOW ME WHA–WHAT WE'RE WORKING WITH TODAY, MAN OH, MAN, YOU GOT SOME BIG ONES, DIDN'T YOU? YOU DID IT LIKE I WOULD'VE DID IT'S GONNA BE SO TENDER, IT'S GONNA FALL OFF THE BONE, AIN'T IT? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO BARBECUE SOMETIMES WHEN YOU HAVE COMPANY, YOU WANT SOMEBODY ELSE TO DO IT FOR YOU

– MR EARL, THIS IS KANDI AND TODD MR EARL IS OFF THE CHAIN – FORTUNATELY, WHEN YOU'RE WEALTHY, YOU CAN HAVE A STAFF

– WELL, I GUESS I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO MEET EVERYBODY I'M KANDI – OKAY, BROOKLYN IS THE OLDEST DAUGHTER THEN IT'S BRITNEY, WHO'S NOT HERE, THEN CYRENE AND THEN BENJI

– I'M SHANIRA'S HUSBAND, BENJAMIN JUNIOR – HOW LONG HAVE Y'ALL BEEN MARRIED? both: A YEAR – WHAT MADE YOU GUYS GET MARRIED AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE? – YOU WANT THE TRUTH, OR YOU WANT A LIE? – YEAH, BABE, JUST DIG ON IN – I WANT THE TRUTH – ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU GO

I SAID I WOULD NEVER BE A BABY DADDY IF I GOT SOMEBODY PREGNANT, I WAS GONNA MARRY 'EM – THEY CAME TO US AND SAID, "GUESS WHAT YOU KNOW, WE'RE PREGNANT" AND I SAID, "WELL, DO YOU LOVE HER, BENJAMIN?" "YES

" "SHANIRA, DO YOU LOVE HIM?" "YES" "Y'ALL PLANNING TO GET MARRIED?" "YEAH, ONE DAY" "I SAID HOW 'BOUT THREE DAYS?" [laughter] – EXCUSE ME! – AND SO THEY GOT THE LICENSE, AND I MARRIED THEM MYSELF – SO WHAT DO Y'ALL HAVE? – SHE LOST THE BABY A WEEK LATER, BUT GOD KEPT US TOGETHER – OKAY

SO HOW IS THE MARRIAGE LIFE TREATING YOU? ARE YOU IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP? – UH, NO – ARE YOU ALLOWED? UH, NO – YEAH, I'M NOT REALLY ALLOWED EITHER – YOU KNOW CUTE GUY, COME FROM A GOOD FAMILY

IT'S FINE WE JUST SAY KEEP IT LIGHT HAVE FUN WITH IT DON'T, LIKE, BE FALLING DEEPLY IN LOVE AND ALL OF THAT STUFF SHE GOT THE REST OF HER LIFE TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP

– I HATE WHEN MY MOM REFERS TO JOSH AS MY "LITTLE FRIEND" AT LEAST TREAT ME LIKE I AM MY AGE, LIKE A YOUNG ADULT I'M NOT A BABY – DID YOU DATE WHEN YOU WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL? – YES, SHE DID – ABSOLUTELY

YOU DON'T WANT YOUR CHILDREN TO DUPLICATE YOUR MISTAKES – IT'S NOT THAT SHE'S NOT GONNA MAKE MISTAKES SHE'S JUST GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT 'EM – NO ONE CHECKS MY MOM, SO THIS IS LIKE, OH-HO-HO YES! YOU HAVE ALL OF MY PROPS

THANK YOU, KANDI BURRUSS – I MEAN, I'M JUST SAYING– I'M JUST SAYING TOO YOUNG WHAT'S THE RUSH? I THINK WE LIVE IN A DAY WHERE PARENTS DON'T CARE, BUT I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE PARENTS HONEY, I'M ALL IN I'M THAT KIND OF MAMA, ALL IN YOUR BUSINESS

– WHEN YOU TELL SOMEBODY THAT, YOU'RE JUST TELLING THEM, "GO AHEAD AND FIND THE BEST WAY TO SNEAK AND TRY TO DO IT" – DIDN'T WE SAY THAT? – Y'ALL CHILL OUT Y'ALL AIN'T HAD NO BABIES WHEN Y'ALL HAVE SOME BABIES, Y'ALL CAN DO YOU – THE FAMILY AND KANDI ARE LETTING JEWEL HAVE IT

IT'S ABOUT TO BE A RIOT UP IN THE TANKARD PALACE Y'ALL LAY OFF YOUR MAMA IN FACT, I'M GONNA TAKE AUNTIE KANDI AND TODD OVER TO THE PIANO GOT A LITTLE TUNE I WANT THEM TO HEAR – SO, MOM, WOW

NO ONE EVER TALKS TO YOU LIKE THAT – EVERYBODY IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OPINION, BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT KANDI CAN THINK WHATEVER SHE WANTS, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR MY CHILDREN TRUST [playing soft music] – ♪ I'VE HAD SOME FRIENDS ♪ ♪ TO COME ALONG ♪ ♪ AND GUIDE ME ON MY WAY ♪ – KANDI, THAT'S YOU SINGING LIKE THAT? – YEAH

HE WAS PLAYING I WAS INSPIRED BY CYRENE'S STORY – LET'S TAKE IT FROM THE BRIDGE – ♪ MMM-MMM-MMM ♪ ♪ THIS IS MY JOURNEY ♪ ♪ AND I'M GONNA LIVE MY, MY WAY ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING WE'RE FREESTYLING

– NO, I LOVE IT – WE MADE THIS UP – WE KNOW IF MAMA WOULD'VE WROTE THE LYRICS, IT WOULD'VE BEEN ♪ NO RELATIONSHIPS ♪ ♪ NO RELATIONSHIPS ♪ – ♪ NO, NO ♪ – ♪ NO RELATIONSHIPS ♪ – ♪ NO RELATIONSHIPS ♪ – ♪ NO RELATIONSHIPS ♪ – ♪ NO RELATIONSHIPS ♪ – I THINK THAT BEN AND JEWEL ARE DEFINITELY PEOPLE THAT I COULD HANG OUT WITH AGAIN THEY DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK OF THEM THEY JUST SAY WHATEVER, AND IT IS WHAT IT IS – SEE YOU LATER – THANKS FOR HAVING US

– SEE YOU, BLESS YOU – DEUCES – THAT WAS A GOOD FREESTYLE – SO MOM– – DON'T EVEN TRIP – SO WHAT'S THE OUTLET FOR SEXUAL TENSION? – FASTING FOR REAL

– THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD – THAT IS NOT DUMB – YES, IT IS – IT WORKS I DID IT FOR THREE YEARS

– EW! – OKAY, YAY – OH – SO WE'VE GOT SOME PRETTY YELLOW FLOWERS – OKAY – OKAY

GO AHEAD AND GET YOUR GLOVES ON SO GRAB A BED OF THEM AND THEN GRAB YOUR LITTLE KNEEPADS – OKAY – WE'RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN, CYRENE! – YEAH, I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME – COME ON, CYRENE

– OKAY SO RIGHT HERE? – YEAH, RIGHT HERE – THIS IS AN AWKWARD PLACE TO PLANT IT [grunts] I DON'T LIKE THE DIRT I THINK I DUG TOO DEEP

[laughs] I DUG TOO DEEP GET IT? TOO DEEP? – WHATEVER JESUS SO SWEETHEART, HOW'S IT WORKING OUT WITH JOSH? – UM, HE HAS AN APARTMENT NOW HE HAD MENTIONED, LIKE, "HEY, YOU SHOULD COME OVER TO MY PLACE

" I'M LIKE, "MM, DON'T KNOW IF MY PARENTS WOULD LET ME" JOSH IS JUST SO USED TO, LIKE, GETTING IT FROM ANY GIRL, I GUESS I HAVE CURIOSITY AND, LIKE, WANTING TO DO IT – IF CYRENE EVER WENT DOWN THE SAME PATH AS BROOKLYN, THEN SHE WOULD JUST BE MEETING JESUS EARLY ARE THERE ANY SPECIFIC QUESTIONS THAT YOU DID HAVE FOR ME ABOUT IT? – WHEN I DO ASK YOU ABOUT IT, IT'S VERY, LIKE, VAGUE, AND YOU GET, LIKE, REALLY AWKWARD ABOUT IT

– AND THAT'S SOMETHING I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO WORK ON I'M NOT UPSET THAT KANDI SHARED HER OPINION I'M OPEN TO OTHER PEOPLE'S OPINIONS AT TIMES, BUT CERTAINLY NOT ALL THE TIME – WAS NANA REALLY, LIKE, AWKWARD ABOUT SEX WITH Y'ALL? – NO, MY–NANA DIDN'T TALK TO US ABOUT SEX AT ALL – OH

– I MEAN, VERY LITTLE MAYBE LIKE A– MAYBE LIKE A SMIDGEON HERE– – SO YOU FOUND OUT FROM, LIKE, YOUR FRIENDS AND STUFF TOO – YEAH, I FOUND OUT FROM, LIKE, TV AND FRIENDS – SO YOU WATCHED PORN – NAH, I NEVER BEEN INTO PORN

I MEAN, I THINK SEX IS A BEAUTIFUL THING IT'S FUN – OKAY – IT'S EXCITING – THAT'S GOOD

DID YOU AND DAD HAVE SEX BEFORE YOUR WEDDING? – WE DID NOT HAVE SEX BEFORE OUR WEDDING WE JUST WANTED IT TO BE RIGHT – DID Y'ALL, LIKE, MAKE OUT? – WELL, FIRST OF ALL– – DID Y'ALL GET FREAKY? – NO, BUT WE DID KISS – WAS THERE SOME TONGUE IN THERE? – THERE WAS TONGUE IN THERE TWICE – THAT'S DISGUSTING

– SHE'S DRANK, AND SHE'S HAD WEED BEFORE, AND SHE'S HAD SEX YOU NAME IT, BUT I'VE GOT TO BE PERFECT SO DO YOU THINK THAT IT'S BAD THAT ME AND JOSH KISS FROM TIME TO TIME? – I MEAN, I WOULD RATHER YOU GUYS JUST STICK TO PECKING 'CAUSE I THINK THAT ONE THING CAN LEAD TO ANOTHER – SO WHAT'S THE OUTLET FOR SEXUAL TENSION? – FASTING FOR REAL – ARE YOU SO SERIOUS? – NO, LET ME TELL YOU WHY I'M SAYING THIS

– OH, MY GOD THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD, LIKE– – THAT IS NOT DUMB! – YES, IT IS – IT WORKS I DID IT FOR THREE YEARS – FASTING MAKES YOU HUNGRY

YOU KNOW, THAT WOULD JUST DRIVE ME OUT OF CONTROL, LIKE I WANT FOOD AND I WANT SEX? LIKE, THAT'S A BAD COMBINATION, SISTER – YOU'RE JUST NOT GONNA BE ALL HOT AND TINGLY IF YOU HUNGRY – EW WAIT–EW! I JUST THINK THERE SHOULD BE ANOTHER OUTLET OTHER THAN FASTING SO WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I DID? I MEAN, I'M NOT SAYING THAT I AM, BUT WHAT WOULD YOU DO? – I MEAN, WE WOULD– OF COURSE, I WOULD BE LIKE, UGH, I REALLY WAS WANTING YOU TO WAIT AND DO IT GOD'S WAY

BUT I STILL WOULD LOVE YOU – OKAY, WELL, LET ME GO AHEAD AND TELL YOU RIGHT NOW UM I'M A VIRGIN – [laughs] PRAISE THE LORD – CAN'T TURN A HO INTO A HOUSEWIFE – GO ON, BABY THAT'S WHY YOU GOING SHOPPING

– OH, OKAY [laughter] ALL RIGHT – GO AHEAD THEN, BEYONCE – HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? – GREAT, HOW ARE YOU DOING? – FINE – WE WANT TO GET HER HAIR FLAT-IRONED, BUT IT PROBABLY NEEDS TO BE WASHED FIRST

– OKAY – TRYING TO BE SASSY – YOU READY? – MM-HMM – ALL RIGHT, HAVE A SEAT – THAT'S REALLY CUTE, RIGHT THERE

I CAN'T WAIT TILL EVERYBODY SEES YOUR HAIR SHE'S BEEN TRYING TO GET A WEAVE – YOU'RE TOO YOUNG FOR THAT – OH– – YEAH I TRY TO TELL HER, BUT– – WELL, CAN'T I JUST GET CLIP-INS OR SOMETHING? – MAYBE ONE DAY

NOW, I REALLY, REALLY LIKE YOUR HAIRSTYLE A LOT THAT'S MY STYLE LIKE, THAT'S HOW I WEAR MY NATURAL HAIR IS IN A REALLY MESSY MOHAWK, LIKE, YEAH IT'S DEFINITELY FUN THAT'S WHEN I GOT THE MOST COMPLIMENTS ON MY HAIR, WHEN IT WAS CRAZY LOOKING AND ALL MESSY

OH, THANK YOU THIS IS ACTUALLY HAIR FROM MY HAIR LINE IT'S CALLED QUEEN BROOKLYN'S VIRGIN HAIR UM, IT'S ALL VIRGIN HAIR, BRAZILIAN, MALAYSIAN, CAMBODIAN, PERUVIAN [phone rings] HEY, LADY, WHAT'S GOING ON? CAN YOU MAKE SURE THAT SAVITRI GOES WITH YOU GUYS FOR THAT? MY LAST HAIR SHOW WASN'T THE VISION I WANTED, BUT THIS ONE WILL BE

I'M JUST LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS EVENT I'M READY FOR IT TO HURRY UP AND HAPPEN ALREADY I'M SACRIFICING SLEEP, TIME WITH MY DAUGHTER– I'VE NEVER WORKED SO HARD IN MY LIFE HEY, GIGI I KNOW I BEEN WORKING A LOT, BUT ONCE THIS HAIR SHOW IS OVER, IT'S GONNA BE TIME TO RUMBLE

WE GOING ON VACATION WE CAN DO ALL OF THAT – YOU GOING ON VACATION? – VACATION, BUT THERE'S ALSO GONNA BE A LOT OF EDUCATIONAL CAMPS – UGH – [laughs] DON'T "UGH

" I–I WANT YOU TO HAVE EVERYTHING YOU WANT I WANT YOU TO BE BLESSED, BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE, LIKE, GROWING UP AS A SPOILED BRAT AND THINKING EVERYTHING'S SUPPOSED TO BE HANDED OUT TO YOU – I'M NOT – I'M NOT SAYING YOU ARE I'M JUST SAYING, LIKE–LIKE, OKAY

PRIME EXAMPLE, CYRENE SHE'S KIND OF SPOILED IT'S JUST THE TRUTH, AND ALL I'M SAYING IS I DON'T HAVE CONTROL OVER ANYBODY ELSE'S CHILD BUT I HAVE CONTROL WITH MY CHILD, AND THIS SUMMER, YOU GONNA WORK, AND YOU GONNA BUILD A WEB SITE– – OKAY, OKAY, OKAY – DON'T "OKAY, OKAY, OKAY," ME

YOU GONNA OKAY, OKAY YOUR BUTT TO THIS CAMP HAVING A CHILD DEFINITELY MADE ME GROW UP I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE BUT TO GROW UP DIAMOND IS MY CHANCE TO GET IT RIGHT I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE HAS ABOVE AND BEYOND WHAT SHE COULD EVER IMAGINE

MAYBE MAMA CAN BRING YOU TO ONE OF MY MEETINGS SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT IT TAKES I'M TALKING ABOUT, LIKE, ONE OF MOMMY'S BIG PRODUCTION MEETINGS AND MARKETING MEETINGS WITH THE WHOLE TEAM SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT LEADERSHIP LOOKS LIKE – IT'S GONNA TAKE HOURS – I'M GONNA FALL ASLEEP – I CAN'T IMAGINE DIAMOND BEING A MOM LIKE I WAS AT 14

SHE'S NOT GOING THROUGH THE THINGS THAT I WENT THROUGH I DON'T WANT HER TO HAVE TO STRUGGLE I'M THE QUEEN, AND SHE'S THE PRINCESS, AND SHE KNOWS IT YOU ABOUT READY TO DO A MODEL WALK – YOU LIKE IT, MAMA? – YES, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

LET ME TOUCH IT – OKAY – DON'T START ACTING LIKE A DIVA NOW DON'T START ACTING LIKE A DIVA NOW – I'M GETTING ICE CREAM, RIGHT? – OF COURSE

– OKAY – MAMA, WHAT YOU COOKING? – A HEALTHY MEAL I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE HOW'S IT GOING? HI, SWEETS – HEY

– WHY YOU LOOKING AT HIM LIKE THAT? – 'CAUSE HE SAID HE WAS GONNA GIVE YOU A JUICY HUG – OKAY HAVE YOU BEEN MAKING GOOD CHOICES? – OF COURSE – GOOD THIS BOY HAS AN APARTMENT

IT JUST DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL IT REALLY DOESN'T SO HE WILL DEFINITELY GET THE THIRD DEGREE AGAIN – YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT COOKING DINNER WHAT'S GOING ON? AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHY ARE YOU SAUTEING BROCCOLI WITH THE BELL PEPPERS? – YOU COOK, AND THEN YOU COOK HOW YOU WANT TO COOK IT

– GREAT START, MOM – [laughs] WHATEVER JOSH, DON'T LAUGH – LET'S GO OUTSIDE GOSH, IT IS A GORGEOUS DAY

MY FAMILY IS COOL? – YEAH – I DON'T SEE WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM [insects buzzing] ATTACK OF THE MOSQUITOES YEAH, IT IS PRETTY ROMANTIC IF THERE WEREN'T AS MANY MOSQUITOES, I GUESS MY MOM PROBABLY THINKS JOSH AND I WILL HAVE SEX OR SOMETHING, BUT I HAVE SELF-CONTROL

MOST OF THE TIME – HEY! WHAT Y'ALL DOING OUT THERE, YOU JUVENILES? – JUST CHILLING – JOSH, WE GOT A UNDERSTANDING – YEAH – ALL RIGHT

I'LL CHECK ON YOU IN A MINUTE – YEAH, WE CAN TOTALLY HAVE SEX OUTSIDE ON THIS ROCK, STANDING UP – JEWEL T, THOSE TWO ARE OUT THERE FROLICKING – OH, MY GOODNESS – WHAT THE FILTH AND FIRE? JEWEL, THEY HOLDING HANDS! WHEN I SEE JOSH, I SEE MYSELF

WHEN I WAS HIS AGE, I WAS TRYING TO GET AS MANY GIRLS AS I COULD AND THAT'S TROUBLE LOOK AT THAT DO I NEED TO GO OUT THERE? – I THINK SHE JUST WOULD WANT YOU HOME AT NIGHT – THE STRICTEST PARENTS CREATE THE SNEAKIEST CHILDREN

– YOU NEED TO BE THERE – THANKS FOR THE ADVICE, BUT NAH – HI, MISS VELMA – HI, MISS VELMA VELMA IS OUR HOUSE MANAGER

I LOVE THAT WOMAN YOU DON'T REALLY SEE HER ALL THE TIME, BUT SHE SEE YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH, MISS VELMA – VELMA IS ALMOST LIKE A GHOST SHE'S A PHANTOM

SHE APPEARS AND THEN SHE DISAPPEARS – EXCUSE ME, HEY, GUYS DINNER IS READY – SHE NEVER IS ON THE WAY SHE JUST APPEARS

– I HAVE SOME SANDWICHES – OH, THANK YOU, MISS VELMA – OOH! – YOU DID IT, MISS VELMA THANK YOU [cheers and applause] – THANK YOU

– VELMA BE BURNING, BABY – WHAT THE FILTH AND FIRE? JEWEL, THEY HOLDING HANDS! DO I NEED TO GO OUT THERE? – ON YOUR BACK WITH A DRESS? THIS IS VERY UNLADYLIKE – LORD, I NEED YOU TO HELP ME – TALK YOU NEVER TALK

– I ALWAYS TALK TO YOU – YEAH, BUT I JUST TALK SO FREAKING MUCH – I LIKE TO LISTEN SO FREAKING MUCH – SO, LIKE, ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT MOVING HERE? – YES I'M–I'M TIRED OF NASHVILLE

I'M TIRED OF–I'M NOT TIRED OF MY MAMA AND DADDY, BUT THEN AGAIN, THEY'RE– – IT'S THAT AGE, THAT DEPARTURE – YEAH, YEAH – IT'S JUST LIKE, CRAZY, LIKE– LIKE I'M TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THIS PLACE, AND YOU'RE, LIKE, EXCITED TO COME HERE – YEAH – JOSH IS GETTING HIS OWN APARTMENT IN COLLEGE

WHAT I'M SAYING IS THIS THE STRICTEST PARENTS CREATE THE SNEAKIEST CHILDREN, AND THEY'RE STRICT WHAT KIND OF CHILD AM I? INSERT ADJECTIVE I'M COUNTING EVERY SINGLE DAY TILL MOVE-OUT DAY, BUT WHATEVER THIS IS–THIS IS COOL, WHAT WE HAVE GOING ON IS COOL

SO LET'S GO IN THE HOUSE, AND GET IRRITATED– WELL, LET ME GET IRRITATED, AND LET YOU JUST BE COOL, AND YOU CAN BALANCE ME OUT – BALANCE YOU OUT? – YOU CAN BALANCE ME OUT EMOTIONALLY

– [laughs] – HEY, EVERYBODY WE'RE HERE – HEY! – HEY – YOU ARE, LIKE, RIGHT ON TIME – AWESOME

I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS GOT HERE YAY! – HOW ARE YOU? – TRY TO ACT NONCHALANT – LET'S GO GET OUR PLATES, 'CAUSE WE JUST GONNA BE– DO IT, LIKE, BUFFET STYLE – OKAY WE TRY TO HAVE SUNDAY DINNER TWICE A MONTH

IT'S WHERE WE SHARE WHAT'S GOING ON IN OUR LIVES, GOOD OR BAD, WITHOUT INTERRUPTIONS – HERE, LET ME– MOMMY HELP YOU – I DON'T WANT THE PICKLES – OKAY – WHAT'S GOING ON WITH BROOK? I KNOW RECENTLY SHE CRASHED HER CAR, AND, YOU KNOW, AND SO SHE HAS SOME THINGS GOING ON

I MEAN I FEEL LIKE–I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK? – WE DO HAVE SOME CONCERNS ABOUT HER STAYING OUT LATE YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES, SHE'LL SAY SHE WAS DOING HAIR YOU JUST NEED TO BE HOME YOU'VE GOT A DAUGHTER TO RAISE – RIGHT, RIGHT

– SHE'S A LOT BETTER THAN SHE WAS, THOUGH – BROOKLYN! THERE SHE IS – HEY, BROOK – WHAT'S GOING ON, PEOPLE? – WELL, YOU KNOW YOUR AUNT WAS ASKING SOME QUESTIONS WHAT'S GOING ON I SAID THE BEST PERSON TO TELL YOU IS BROOKLYN HERSELF

– LIKE HOW ARE YOU BALANCING KIND OF THE WORK-FAMILY LIFE WITH DIAMOND? – I'M WORKING HARDER RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF THE SHOW I–YOU KNOW, I LEARNED A LOT FROM MY LAST EVENT THAT I HAD – I THINK SHE JUST WOULD WANT YOU HOME AT NIGHT – YOU THE MOM, YOU KNOW? AND THERE'S NO REPLACEMENT FOR THAT YOU NEED TO BE THERE

– I KNOW THAT I'M IN OVERDRIVE RIGHT NOW, BUT I HAVE DEFINITELY WITNESSED THAT DRIVE FROM MY PARENTS WHEN YOU ARE IN THAT MODE, CAN'T NOTHING STOP YOU, CAN'T NOTHING DISTRACT YOU I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW SICK AND TIRED I AM OF DEFENDING MYSELF TO MY FAMILY DID YOU NEVER HAVE ANY LATE NIGHTS WORKING HARD TO GET TO WHERE YOU ARE? – YOU HAVE TO TELL YOURSELF, "LISTEN, I'M NOT GONNA GET HOME ANY LATER THAN MIDNIGHT" – I JUST NEED THEM TO BE PATIENT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS AT MY NEXT SHOW

TRUST THEY WILL BE BLOWN AWAY – BROOKY, LIKE WE SAID, I THINK THE BIG THING IS TO JUST TRY TO MAKE A PLAN YOU KNOW, GIVE HER SOMETHING THAT SHE KNOWS THAT SHE CAN DEPEND ON – I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO PROVIDE A CONSISTENT SCHEDULE RIGHT NOW, BUT I AM A GREAT MOM

AND I DON'T APPRECIATE THIS TANKARD HOUSE TREATMENT/GRILLING/HOT SEAT MESS THANKS FOR THE ADVICE, BUT NAH – GOLLY, SHANIRA, LOAD ON THAT BUTTER, GIRL – YOU WANT SOME BROCCOLI WITH THAT? – TEAM CARBS – [laughs] – WHAT DO Y'ALL THINK ABOUT THIS 6'9" JUVENILE THAT'S TRYING TO DATE LITTLE BABY CYRENE? – HE SEEM THAT HE'S– HAS A LOT OF CLASS

HE SEEM EDUCATED – YEAH – I MEAN, I THINK THAT'S A GOOD CHOICE – HE COMES FROM A GOOD FAMILY, BUT I STILL WANT HER TO KEEP IT LIGHT – CAN YOU EXPECT A 17-YEAR-OLD TO KEEP IT LIGHT? – NO

I THINK THAT JOSH RESPECTS CYRENE, BUT HIS TESTOSTERONE IS AT 1,000% I DON'T TRUST YOUNG MEN – LET ME TELL YOU WHAT JOSH DID, THOUGH – WHAT? – SO WE WERE HANGING OUT THE OTHER DAY, AND, LIKE, THIS GUY WAS TALKING TO ME AND HE, LIKE, PUT HIS HAND ON MY KNEE OR SOMETHING

NO, IT WAS NOT JOSH WAS LIKE–JOSH WAS LIKE, "HEY, BRO, MOVE" – WELL, JOSH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GLAD YOU GOT A BACKBONE, BECAUSE NOTHING IS CUTE ABOUT A MAN BEING WEAK SO I RESPECT YOU – WHY DON'T WE BRING HIM IN HERE AND PUT HIM IN THE HOT SEAT RIGHT HERE? – YES

– OH! – JOSH – UH-OH – JUVENILE! COME ON OVER HERE NOT CYRENE, NOT–NOT YOU YOU GO BACK

– BYE, CYRENE – JUVENILE, YOU COME OVER HERE AND GET IN THE HOT SEAT – WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU PEOPLE ABOUT TO SAY? LIKE, S–YOU–UGH THIS IS SO NECESSARY – IT IS

– YES – YEAH, IT IS VERY – ABSOLUTELY – I'M AUNTIE JUNETTA, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS CYRENE'S OTHER MOM OKAY, I HAVE A QUESTION

[knock at door] – THAT'S THE ROCKMANS COMING IN – LORD HAVE MERCY I WAS ABOUT TO HAVE A GOOD ONE TOO – HELLO – HEY – OH, HERE THEY ARE

– WHAT'S UP, FAMILY? – YA'LL COME ON IN WE INTERROGATING JOSH – COME ON YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME – AUNTIE JUNICE, PLEASE HELP ME

PLEASE SETTLE IT DOWN – I'M HERE JUST TO KEEP THE STATUS QUO THINGS ARE NOT GREAT BETWEEN JEWEL AND I, BUT I'LL GO JUST FOR THE FOOD – YOU UNDERSTAND THE–YOU KNOW, HOW OUR FAMILY IS – YEAH

– OKAY NOW SAY YOU ALL ARE HUGGING UP ON EACH OTHER, AND IT GETS TO THE POINT WHERE YOU'RE LIKE, "OOH, WE WANT TO HAVE SEX" I REALLY WANT TO HEAR, LIKE, HOW YOU WOULD PROCESS THAT – OKAY – THE CONVERSATION IS SO SEX FOCUSED AS OPPOSED TO "WHAT ARE YOUR VALUES?" – IT REALLY STINKS BEING QUESTIONED BY A WHOLE GROUP OF PEOPLE ABOUT YOUR MORALS, YOUR VALUES, YOUR ETHICS, YOUR OPINIONS

I'M TEAM JOSH – IT ALMOST MAKES ME LIKE "IF I LOSE MY VIRGINITY, WILL Y'ALL STOP TALKING ABOUT IT?" – SO ARE YOU ACTIVE IN A CHURCH OR WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE LORD? – DO YOU DRINK OR SMOKE? – NAH, I CAN'T 'CAUSE IF I DRINK, IF I SMOKE, BASKETBALL'S GONE – YEAH – THIS IS RIDICULOUS – OH, MY GOSH, LIKE I FEEL FOR THE KID

– I'M ABOUT TO STOP BRINGING HIM AROUND IF I WANTED TO DO IT, DON'T YOU THINK I WOULD'VE DONE IT BY NOW? – RIGHT – HE'S A STAND-UP GUY – HE'S A GOOD KID – LIKE, I CAN SEE THROUGH PEOPLE AND HE'S A GOOD GUY

– I UNDERSTAND WHY MY PARENTS ARE SO CONCERNED ABOUT CYRENE IN MY PAST, MY WILD DAYS, I WAS OVER-THE-TOP, BUT CYRENE IS DEFINITELY HER OWN PERSON GIVE THAT GIRL A BREAK, PEOPLE – I THINK I'M GONNA GO, LIKE, TRY TO GET HIM BACK – DON'T TRY

STAND YOUR GROUND AND GO – JUST–COME HERE, BABY JUST KNOW THAT WE LOVE YOU, OKAY? – THANKS, GUYS – WE'RE HERE FOR YOU OKAY? – HEY, Y'ALL

CAN I JUST, LIKE, HAVE HIM BACK, PLEASE? – ACTUALLY, MAYBE YOU GUYS COULD SWITCH – OR NOT I THINK THIS SHOULD BE THE LAST CONVERSATION THAT YOU ALL HAVE – SAME THING, SAME PLACE, SAME TI–TIME NEXT WEEK [laughter] – SO FLIPPING ANNOYED

OH, MY GOD, LIKE, SHUT UP IT'S TOO MUCH SORRY, MY LIFE IS NOT MY OWN IT IS MY MOTHER'S I'LL BE ALL RIGHT WHEN I'M GROWN AND OUT THIS HOUSE

THAT'S WHEN I'LL BE ALL RIGHT – IT'S, UH, PROVERBS IT SAYS, "AN EXCELLENT WIFE IS THE CROWN OF HER HUSBAND" – I KNOW THIS– – YOU KNOCKING DOWN TREES AIN'T NO PATH IN FRONT OF YOU

– AMEN – YOU KNOCKING DOWN TREES – HEY, Y'ALL – HEY, MISSY – HEY, HONEY

HOW WE DOING? – UMNOT THE BEST – YOU BEEN CRYING? – YEAH, I HAVE ACTUALLY

I, UH, BROKE IT OFF WITH JOSH TONIGHT – WHAT HAPPENED? – UM, YOU KNOW, I–I JUST LIKE– I KNOW HE'S A REALLY GOOD GUY, BUT I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT, YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU ALL, HONESTLY I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU ALL WERE SAYING AND I WAS LIKE, I DIDN'T FEEL AS THOUGH YOU ALL COMPLETELY APPROVED, AND I DIDN'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING THAT I DIDN'T HAVE YOUR BLESSING ON YOU'RE ALWAYS LIKE, "OH, IF IT'S LIGHT, THEN THAT'S FINE," DA-DA-DA, BUT YOU CAN'T EXPECT LIGHT FOREVER

I'M GROWING UP – WE TOLD YOU THAT WE WERE COOL WITH– – NO, I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE COOL WITH, MOM, BUT LET'S BE A REAL WHEN YOU SPEND MORE AND MORE TIME WITH SOMEBODY, LIKE, YOU'RE JUST GONNA GROW TO LIKE THEM MORE both: RIGHT – [sniffles] – OH, SWEETHEART

– SWEETHEART BABY, THE– THERE'S GONNA BE PLENTY OF TIME FOR RELATIONSHIPS – BUT IT'S LIKE–IT'S–IT'S LIKE WHEN IS THE RIGHT TIME THEN? LIKE, I UNDERSTAND I'M YOUNG, BUT WHEN WILL–WHEN WILL THE RIGHT TIME EVER COME? – RIGHT NOW, HONEY, YOU GOT A GREAT FUTURE AHEAD OF YOU, AND I DON'T THINK YOU NEED TO TRY TO FIGURE IT ALL OUT TONIGHT – I KNOW I'M– I'M YOUNG AND STUFF, BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M J–ALWAYS, LIKE, SO STUCK UP Y'ALL'S BUTT LIKE, ESPECIALLY MOM, AND– AND TRYING TO LIKE LIVE AND LIKE MAKE Y'ALL HAPPY THAT SOMETIMES I DON'T MAKE MYSELF HAPPY 'CAUSE I ACTUALLY WAS HAPPY

BUT, LIKE, I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO, YOU KNOW, MAKE SURE Y'ALL ARE PLEASED BEFORE ME, MYSELF, AM EVEN PLEASED – BUT WE REALLY COMMEND YOU THOUGH, BABY, BECAUSE– – I'M TIRED OF BEING COMMENDED FOR THIS – NO, LET ME SAY THIS, 'CAUSE YOU BEEN DOING A LOT OF TALKING, AND I HAVEN'T REALLY TALKED OKAY GIRL, YOU MADE A GOOD CHOICE

LIKE, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, CRY 'CAUSE YOU BROKE UP WITH HIM AND BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU NEEDED TO? I DON'T THINK SO – CALL HER MOTHER – MOMMY DEAREST? I'M ALWAYS, LIKE, SO STUCK UP Y'ALL'S BUTT LIKE, ESPECIALLY MOM I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO, YOU KNOW, MAKE SURE Y'ALL ARE PLEASED BEFORE ME, MYSELF, AM EVEN PLEASED

– BUT WE REALLY COMMEND YOU THOUGH, BABY, BECAUSE– – I'M TIRED OF BEING COMMENDED FOR THIS – NO, LET ME SAY THIS, 'CAUSE YOU BEEN DOING A LOT OF TALKING, AND I HAVEN'T REALLY TALKED OKAY – I EXPECT A TOTALLY DIFFERENT ANSWER THAN THIS I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU ALL, AND, YOU KNOW, MAKE SURE Y'ALL ARE PLEASED BEFORE ME, MYSELF AM EVEN PLEASED

I'M JUST LOOKING FOR COMPASSION RIGHT NOW LIKE, I'M NOT LOOKING FOR LOGIC – I WANT TO MAKE SURE I'M READING THESE ARTICLES ABOUT ALL THESE WOMEN WHO SAID THEY WISH THEIR PARENTS WOULD'VE PUSHED THEM – RIGHT – TO HAVE MORE COURAGE – RIGHT NOW, HONEY, I DON'T THINK THE TIME IS FOR A LECTURE OR A LEADERSHIP MEETING THERE'S A TIME FOR LEARNING LESSONS, BUT I THINK THAT THE INDICATOR IS THE WORDS THAT ARE ACTUALLY COMING FROM YOUR CHILDREN

AND FROM WHAT I'M HEARING FROM CYRENE'S MOUTH, IT AIN'T TIME TO GIVE HER A LIFE LESSON IT'S JUST TIME TO HOLD HER JUST BE IN THE MOMENT SHE'LL HAVE FULL TIME FOR SEMINARS AND LECTURES AND ARTICLES – I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW

– OKAY, JEWEL – DON'T CALL YOUR MOM JEWEL CALL HER MOTHER – MOMMY DEAREST? – NEXT TIME ON THICKER THAN WATER – [laughs] – IT'S MOLDING TOGETHER LIKE OUR LOVE – WE HAVE TO HAVE SWANS I FEEL LIKE SHANIRA DESERVES THAT FAIRYTALE WEDDING A LITTLE HORSE CARRIAGE AND DOVES, BLACK BUTTERFLIES

– JUST THE CEREMONY, $80,000 THE TENT, 20 GRAND AND THEN YOU AIN'T EVEN TALKED ABOUT MY FEE – OH – SO WE AROUND $200,000

– EASILY – DO Y'ALL WANT TO GET MARRIED, OR DO Y'ALL WANT A NEW HOUSE? – BOTH – BOTH – TURN TO YOUR NEIGHBOR AND SAY "F YOU" all: F YOU

– I HEREBY DECLARE THAT THE NEW F WORD IS FORGIVENESS – HEY, JEWEL – HEY, TONYA – THE IDEA OF BROOKLYN DRINKING EXCESSIVELY IS SO DISAPPOINTING TO ME – WE PROBABLY GOT A CALL FROM SIX DIFFERENT PEOPLE

– THAT'S A BALD-FACED LIE – I HAVE A CONCERN WITH DIAMOND WHAT I'M PROPOSING IS LET ME ADOPT HER BROOKLYN? WHERE YOU AT? SHE'S NOT EVEN HERE – LORD JESUS, KEEPING UP WITH THAT BABY RIGHT THERE

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